No. You can’t have me.

Her: I need about an hour of your time after pottery class.

Me: I’m pretty booked today but tell me what you need and I’ll tell you if I can help.

Her: WordPress sent me an email and I’ve replied except, and but…. [blah blah blah, on and on trying to monopolize my time.]

Me: Sum it up in two sentences. What is the problem and what do you need my help with, to fix it?

Her: Blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, 25 sentences.

Me: (Holding up thumb and forefinger and drawing them together.) Nope, too many words.

Her: (Checking in after pottery class and first, interrupting my meeting with the Mayor and second, ten minutes later interrupting my appointment with an older unemployed lady who is in every sense of the word, on the breadline.)

“Are you not through with her yet?”

Me: No, and I have another appointment right after this one.

Her: (Curse words, mumbling under her breath.)

“Well screw this.” (Door slams.)

Me: Thank you Jesus. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏽🙏🏽



  1. Good Lord! I don’t know what gets into people. On my day job I handle problem accounts. Sometimes people dispute legit purchases I it’s my job to hold them accountable for the loss. I often get that person who has disputed almost everything they’ve ever bought & when I inform them that they can’t make any more purchases until after the loss is paid back the reply is usually cursing and an oath to never by from my employer again. I’m always amused by the irony.

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    • This woman is trying to horn in on my life sooooo much. She wants so much of my time for superfluous things.

      I’m just not a woman’s woman for starters. I do much better with men.

      Plus, she wants me to listen to listen to the same story over and over again, about how her husband left her.

      I’m starting to feel sympathetic to her ex.

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